| Mature Content! You were warned... | |
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UndeadOne
Number of posts : 12 Age : 34 Registration date : 2009-02-10
| Subject: Mature Content! You were warned... Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:17 pm | |
| What if the walls could see and only speak the truth....
Your mom asks the wall... Mom: What was my son doing in there? Wall: Masturbating to a pic of you in the shower.
(Topic inspired by Smog :O) | |
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D]A-Sm0g
Number of posts : 22 Age : 34 Location : San Antonio, TX Registration date : 2009-01-18
| Subject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned... Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:25 pm | |
| (Mom): "What were you doing with your sister last night?" (Son):"Nothing...!" (Wall): They were anal riding." | |
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UndeadOne
Number of posts : 12 Age : 34 Registration date : 2009-02-10
| Subject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned... Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:32 pm | |
| Mom: Where were you last night?! Son: Uhh at a friends house! Wall: He went to Chip n' Dales. | |
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D]A-Sm0g
Number of posts : 22 Age : 34 Location : San Antonio, TX Registration date : 2009-01-18
| Subject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned... Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:33 pm | |
| Or what if like. You bring over your girlfriend to have sexual intercourse, and as soon as your about to bang, the wall says," She has AIDS." LOL!!! | |
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UndeadOne
Number of posts : 12 Age : 34 Registration date : 2009-02-10
| Subject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned... Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:35 pm | |
| Lol oh snap. Or you bring a prostitute home and right before u start the wall says "Its a man." | |
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D]A-Sm0g
Number of posts : 22 Age : 34 Location : San Antonio, TX Registration date : 2009-01-18
| Subject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned... Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:39 pm | |
| LOL! That would blow! Or like if you pick up a prostitute, and the wall is like. "Its your mother." LOL!!!! | |
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UndeadOne
Number of posts : 12 Age : 34 Registration date : 2009-02-10
| Subject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned... Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:03 pm | |
| Thatd work if u were adopted *shudders* Mom: Whats going on in there?! Wall: Hes sniffing your dirty underwear.... | |
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D]A-Sm0g
Number of posts : 22 Age : 34 Location : San Antonio, TX Registration date : 2009-01-18
| Subject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned... Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:05 pm | |
| OMG! Thats fucking sick! Or... Dad:Whats going on in here? Wall: Hes sniffing your dirty underwear.
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UndeadOne
Number of posts : 12 Age : 34 Registration date : 2009-02-10
| Subject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned... Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:06 pm | |
| Bleck.... skid marks and all :O
Dad: Whats my son doing?! Sounds like hes killing a dog!!
Wall: Actually hes having sex with it... | |
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D]A-Sm0g
Number of posts : 22 Age : 34 Location : San Antonio, TX Registration date : 2009-01-18
| Subject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned... Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:07 pm | |
| Mom: Whats my shampoo bottle doing in my sons room?
Wall: He shoves it up his ass and screams your name. | |
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UndeadOne
Number of posts : 12 Age : 34 Registration date : 2009-02-10
| Subject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned... Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:10 pm | |
| Lets not post any personal experiences here smog... geez.
Wall: Just thought I'de let you know... your son uses your dildo on his ass and calls out your husband's name... | |
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D]A-Sm0g
Number of posts : 22 Age : 34 Location : San Antonio, TX Registration date : 2009-01-18
| Subject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned... Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:23 pm | |
| Awww no personal experiences? Anyway... What if the wall told your mom every naughty thing you've ever told your girl friend during sexual intercourse!!! | |
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D]A-Wing Leader
Number of posts : 50 Age : 35 Location : California Registration date : 2009-01-08
| Subject: that would be horrible Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:25 pm | |
| that would suck... i would cry.. lol my mom would die... i could also catch a fly.... i just wanted to rym that last part... sky... haha | |
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D]A-Sm0g
Number of posts : 22 Age : 34 Location : San Antonio, TX Registration date : 2009-01-18
| Subject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned... Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:28 pm | |
| That is an unpleasant feeling... | |
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UndeadOne
Number of posts : 12 Age : 34 Registration date : 2009-02-10
| Subject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned... Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:40 pm | |
| You do know, we are all going to burn in hell for this thread... | |
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D]A-Sm0g
Number of posts : 22 Age : 34 Location : San Antonio, TX Registration date : 2009-01-18
| Subject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned... Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:33 am | |
| Yeah, probably. | |
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D]A-Poodle_pop Commanders
Number of posts : 73 Age : 35 Location : In the computer Registration date : 2009-01-12
| Subject: THIS IS SAD Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:54 am | |
| I read all those and the sad part is IM NAMED AFTER A GODDAMN DOG!!!
But on the other hend I did have fun with you. | |
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