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PostSubject: Mature Content! You were warned...   Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:17 pm

What if the walls could see and only speak the truth....

Your mom asks the wall...
Mom: What was my son doing in there?
Wall: Masturbating to a pic of you in the shower.

(Topic inspired by Smog :O)
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PostSubject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned...   Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:25 pm

(Mom): "What were you doing with your sister last night?" (Son):"Nothing...!" (Wall): They were anal riding."
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PostSubject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned...   Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:32 pm

Mom: Where were you last night?!
Son: Uhh at a friends house!
Wall: He went to Chip n' Dales.
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PostSubject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned...   Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:33 pm

Or what if like. You bring over your girlfriend to have sexual intercourse, and as soon as your about to bang, the wall says," She has AIDS."

LOL!!! Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned...   Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:35 pm

Lol oh snap. Or you bring a prostitute home and right before u start the wall says "Its a man."
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PostSubject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned...   Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:39 pm

LOL!
That would blow!
Or like if you pick up a prostitute, and the wall is like. "Its your mother."

LOL!!!! Neutral
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PostSubject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned...   Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:03 pm

Thatd work if u were adopted Surprised

*shudders*

Mom: Whats going on in there?!

Wall: Hes sniffing your dirty underwear....
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PostSubject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned...   Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:05 pm

OMG! Thats fucking sick! Shocked

Or...

Dad:Whats going on in here?

Wall: Hes sniffing your dirty underwear. lol!


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PostSubject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned...   Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:06 pm

Bleck.... skid marks and all :O

Dad: Whats my son doing?! Sounds like hes killing a dog!!

Wall: Actually hes having sex with it...
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PostSubject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned...   Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:07 pm

Mom: Whats my shampoo bottle doing in my sons room?

Wall: He shoves it up his ass and screams your name.
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PostSubject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned...   Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:10 pm

Lets not post any personal experiences here smog... geez.

Wall: Just thought I'de let you know... your son uses your dildo on his ass and calls out your husband's name...
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PostSubject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned...   Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:23 pm

Awww no personal experiences? Sad

Anyway... lol!


What if the wall told your mom every naughty thing you've ever told your girl friend during sexual intercourse!!! affraid
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PostSubject: that would be horrible   Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:25 pm

that would suck... i would cry.. lol my mom would die... i could also catch a fly.... i just wanted to rym that last part... sky... haha

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PostSubject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned...   Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:28 pm

That is an unpleasant feeling...
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PostSubject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned...   Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:40 pm

You do know, we are all going to burn in hell for this thread...
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PostSubject: Re: Mature Content! You were warned...   Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:33 am

Shocked Yeah, probably.
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PostSubject: THIS IS SAD   Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:54 am

I read all those and the sad part is IM NAMED AFTER A GODDAMN DOG!!!


But on the other hend I did have fun with you.

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